Nameless Restaurant’s Classic New England Clam Chowder
We rarely do this but I was just remembering back to a horrible sample at ChowdaFest.
It was so bad, these were the only comments:
- “You stinkeroo.”
- “Unbearable. Gets a 1.”
- “It gets a 2. But only because I am not mean enough to give it a 0.”
- “I’ve never given anything under a 5 but this was so bad. Ew. It is a 1. I SPIT IT OUT.”
And we are just TOO NICE to tell you which one it was!

Great so now people will have to eat this crappy chowder because you’re too *nice*. Not *nice* to the chowda heads who eat snots in milk, I mean clam chowder.
I will just say this, just because a place has super duper hot dogs, does not mean it makes good chowder.